Slice like a ninja, cut like a razor blade.

My name is Valerie and I'm 20. I'm the girl in the back of your class who never says anything.

Look, I don’t want any part of this.  And I can’t believe that you’re still doing it after I explained the obvious lesson smacking you in the face.

(Source: stephentiberiuscolbert, via communitythings)

12 hours ago